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Everything Your Backyard Wishes It Had (But Doesn’t)

Welcome to the part where we flex. From poolside entertainment to sugar-fueled chaos machines, the Brennan Resort doesn’t just have a pool – we have an entire lifestyle. Your HOA could never.

  • The Pool That Launched a Thousand Cannonballs – Heated, sparkling, and big enough that you won’t actually have to share. Adults pretend it’s for the kids. The kids know the truth.

  • Sugar-Fueled Chaos Central – Snow cones, cotton candy, and popcorn machines standing by. We’re basically a carnival, minus the questionable safety standards.

  • Games That Start Friendly, End Competitive – From four-way volleyball warfare to Giant Jenga collapses, we’ve got everything you need to settle who’s really the most coordinated in your family.

A Peak of Paradise

Resort Amenities

We didn’t just build a pool, we built an experience. Fire pits, frozen drinks, and games that turn good vibes into great memories. Cotton candy machines? Check. Mary B’s legendary jungle juice? Obviously. This is what happens when you refuse to settle for ordinary.

Fire Pit

S’mores, stories, and stargazing. Our fire pit turns any evening into a memory you’ll be talking about until next summer.

Pool House

Changing rooms, storage, and the kind of convenience that makes you forget you’re still technically in a backyard.

Outdoor TV

Catch the game, binge your favorite show, or watch someone’s vacation slideshow. Entertainment, elevated.

Snow Cone Machine

Shaved ice, endless flavors, and instant childhood nostalgia. Brain freeze has never felt so luxurious.

Popcorn Machine

Fresh, buttery, movie-theater quality. Because even your snacks deserve the VIP treatment.

Cotton Candy Machine

Spun sugar clouds on demand. Sticky fingers and pure joy included.

Where Every Day Deserves a Five-Star Rating

Games & Activities

Where friendly competition goes to die and legends are born. CrossNet showdowns, Giant Jenga collapses, and beer pong brackets more organized than most weddings. From poolside basketball to corn hole championships, we’ve got everything you need to prove you’re better than your brother-in-law. You’re probably not, but you’ll have fun trying.

CrossNet

Four-way volleyball mayhem. Friendships will be tested. Competitive spirits will be unleashed.

Badminton

Graceful rallies or chaotic flailing — either way, you’re having fun.

Corn Hole

The official sport of every backyard gathering. May the best tosser win.

Giant Jenga

Oversized blocks, maximum drama. One wrong move and it’s all coming down.

Pool Basketball

Slam dunks, splashdowns, and arguments over traveling in water.

Connect Four

Strategy meets sunshine. Four in a row never felt so satisfying.

Beer Pong

A classic for a reason. House rules apply. Elbows will be debated.

It’s not just about what we have, it’s about how we do it.

The Brennan Resort Experience

This is where personality meets poolside. Mary B’s infamous recipes, merch that shouldn’t exist, and a margarita machine working overtime. We’re creating moments you’ll either brag about or conveniently forget.

Mary B’s Legendary Jungle Juice

The secret recipe. The stuff of legends. Proceed with caution and hydration.

Custom Coozies

Keep your drink cold and your branding on point. Yes, we made merch for a backyard pool.

Margarita Machine

Frozen perfection at the push of a button. Lime, strawberry, or “surprise me” — we’ve got you covered.

Ready to experience it all?

You can’t book. You can only hope to be invited.