The World’s #1 Chlorinated Escape

Welcome to Brennan Resort

The Most Elite Backyard Pool in Rockland County
(No, we’re not accepting new members. Yes, we’re still better
than your pool.)

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New York
10:42 PM, 10/26/2025
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clear sky
52 %
1029 mb
9 mph
Wind Gust: 0 mph
Clouds: 0%
Visibility: 6 mi
Sunrise: 7:19 AM
Sunset: 6:00 PM

Relax, Recharge, and Reconnect

Welcome to the exclusive online home of The Brennan Resort, where dreams come true, tan lines are permanent, and the guest list is tighter than Dad’s grip on the thermostat.

Brennan Resort Gift Shop™ (Coming Never)

  • Resort-branded towels

  • “I Survived CrossNet 2025” T-shirts

  • Chloe the Dog plushie that smells like chlorine and corn chips

More About Us

Get to know the story, the vibe, and the little details that make our resort one of a kind.

Pools

Heated pools, kids’ splash zones, and outdoor eating area.

Family Rooms

Comfortable setups with extra beds, kid-friendly amenities.

Wi-Fi & Tech Access

Complimentary internet, smart TVs, business centers.

The Resort

Everything you wish your backyard had.

Private Cabanas

Patio chairs that don’t wobble
that much

On-site beverage Program

A cooler with Carona and
Magic Juice

5-star Water

Heated to almost hot
tub-like temperatures

Swim With Our Fish

Water so clear, you can count
our sharks

Michelin-Adjacent Cuisine

Burgers off the Grill

All-day towel service

BYOT

Resort Music Experience

Bluetooth speaker pretending
it’s Rody

Pet Spa

Aka Chole licking your legs while you eat chips

Take Advantage of Our Perks

From early check-in to fun extras, we’ve packed your stay with all the good stuff.

Get Breakfast

Start your day with fresh, delicious bites — no rush, just good vibes and great flavors.

Swimming Pool

Cool off, dive in, and soak up the sun — our pool is the
heart of the good times.

Poolside Bar

Sip, chill, and repeat — refreshing drinks served steps
from the water.

Relaxing Fun In The Sun

Lounge, laugh, and let go — your perfect sunny
day starts here.

A Peak of Paradise

See the sun-soaked moments, vibrant vibes, and unforgettable views that await you.

Share Your Wave Of Fun!!!

Clients’ Success Stories

Honestly, I’m kind of mad how good it looks.

Erin Jacobsen

It’s the closest thing to a real resort I’ve ever seen… if you squint really hard.

Someone without a pool

I wasn’t invited, and I still looked at all the pictures. Twice.

Facebook Friends

Booking Info

“I’ve failed over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed.”

You can’t book a stay here. You’re either on the guest list or you’re on Facebook
watching it happen
.

To RSVP:

Read a Drop Of Our Splash!

Get a glimpse of laid-back luxury, family fun, and poolside shenanigans. From behind-the-scenes moments to event highlights and seasonal tips,
our blog keeps you updated on all the splashes, laughs, and surprises happening at the Brennan Resort.